SHEDEVIL

Conversation with God

• Me: God can I ask you a question?
• God: Sure
• Me: Promise you won't get mad
• God: I promise
• Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
• God: What do you mean?
• Me: Well, I woke up late,
• God: Yes
• Me: My car took forever to start,
• God: Okay
• Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
• God: Huummmm...
• Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
• God: All right
• Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
• God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
• Me (humbled): OH
• GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
• Me (ashamed).........
• God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
• Me (embarrasses): Ok
• God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
• Me (softly): I see God
• God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
• Me: I'm sorry God
• God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
• Me: I will trust you
• God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
• Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
• Allahuakbar.